WooHooooooo we had our very first sleepover at camp on the weekend!!!
We’d taken a drive out to the camp one day last week when we had a couple loads of dirt delivered and while the boys and I had waited in the guest cabin between deliveries I suddenly decided we were insane to not have slept over, even once, quite yet. The guest cabin has been finished and ready for use for two years now but until a month, or so, ago I was still unable to haul myself up the ladder to the sleeping loft and though there is a queen-sized futon below, the boys beds take up too much room to be able to open and use it. So, all of our trips to camp have been day or evening trips BUT I am not complaining… I am a big fan of even just the drive out to camp and am grateful for any moment I get to spend there. Still, I decided it was time to start spending even more time in our little piece of peace in progress and on our drive home that afternoon I told Enz, “We need to come back either tonight or tomorrow night to bring the sheets home and organize so we can sleep over on Saturday.” Enz had simply nodded and appeased me with, “Sure whatever, Gillian.” And then, when I mentioned it again over dinner he had every excuse of why we couldn’t possibly stay over…
“The boys don’t have beds for up there, Gillian.”
“They have their Orvis camp beds of plaid, Vincenzo.”
“But the camp beds look good in the house and they use them every day, Gillian.”
“I ordered them specifically for the camp and we only brought them home to store them over the winter, Vincenzo.”
“So, what are gonna do with the empty spaces at home that they're used to having filled with beds, Gillian?”
“I’ll order new ones for them, Vincenzo.”
“The boys won’t use the new pen and I’m not taking them down the road on leashes in the middle of the night, Gillian.”
“We’ll put the gate up so they go straight from the cabin into the pen; they have to start getting used to using the pen at some point so we may just as well start now, Vincenzo.”
“You’ll have to use the biffy, Gillian.”
“I’ve used it before, Vincenzo, and anyhow that’s why it’s a flushing toilet so I cannnnn use it!”
“We don’t have any power in there, Gillian.”
“We have the generator and it’s called CAMP… electricity is not a necessity when we have lanterns, flashlights and coolers, Vincenzo.”
“And what if I want to watch television, Gillian???”
“Oh, for fucksakes we’ll bring all the iPads fully charged and loaded with shows and movies, Vincenzo.”
“I guess we could bring the portable dvd player with some show seasons.”
“Fine, whatever… as long as we sleep over, I could really care less at this point because you’re making me crazy! I mean, seriously, when’s the last time you watched television?”
“I’dunno, when I had my surgery maybe.”
“So, four months ago. And you’re worried about having one night away from home with no television.”
“Well, who knows, maybe Saturday might be a day where I feel like watching something!”
“Fuck you, we’re sleeping over.”
And in the end… we DID sleep over at camp. And it was fantastical!
Saturday came, Enz had spent the day out at camp working on levelling out the driveway from the road down to the lake to lessen the severity of the incline to hopefully make getting down and back up a little easier and less dangerous for me; I had slid badly on the steepness a week before and it had really scared us both. The boys and I had stayed home so I could try and catch up with the laundry and also get a little sewing done while loads were going. I hadn’t bothered to actually pack up any overnight-for-camp stuff because I figured bothering would be pointless and energy wasting when Enz clearly wasn’t into sleepaway camp time yet. So guess who was over the moon when he came home at dinner time and asked if we were going out to camp and then said that he just first needed to have a shower and get cleaned up after his day of dirt-moving work. I honestly thought he meant we were just going to take a drive for the evening as usul but I asked him, “Are you taking stuff for overnight?” And he said, “I thought you wanted to stay out there tonight…” I figured no more questions would be the best questions and quickly packed a nightie and a sundress for the following day into an overnight bag before getting the boys things together and ready as I chatted to them about the plan for our first camp night and how they would need to be big boys of brave sleeping in the cabin and how their new pen would have to do for bathroom breaks and about how cool it was going to be to stay in the cabin for our very first sleepaway night with lantern lights and camp snacks! I think it was the camp snacks that actually won them over…
Of course, because Enz had refused to prepare or even discuss my desires of perfect first weekend camp fare I had to make due with what we had at home to bring along for breakfast and lunch but it all turned out okay; I cut up a bunch of fruit and made a cream cheese fruit dip, took a couple of 12 Grain bagels out of the freezer and a jar of peanut butter from the pantry, some coffee’n’fixins and we were set for breakfast. Lunch stuff was just as quick and easy with a basket of fresh tomatoes and cucumbers, some cheese and a box of chips. Lots of water, a couple coolers and we were all set for sleepaway camp awesomeness.
I really wasn’t sure that the boys would be comfortable staying overnight so although I packed for the night I had already made peace in my heart that we might well be heading home again once darkness fell.
Play was ready to get this whole camp show on the road already! While Day was more concerned with the comforts of home I had promised but he didn't see packed to take along with us...
We did, of course, bring their beds, food, water, snacks and medicines as we'd promised... and I even had enough room on my lap to hold the bag with Enz's and my stuff aaand the grocery bag! Thankfully, Enz was able to somehow squish the cooler in the back seat beneath the camp beds so we didn't have to either make two trips or take two cars!
It was already close to ten o'clock when we arrived but Play immediately hopped out of the car to check and see if any of his camp friends might still be awake to say hello to...
Day refused to get down on his own, as usual, but also took a good long look for his camp posse before finally telling his dad he was ready for his lift'n'carry into the cabin...
Our first order of business was to get the boys beds inside. Day was so insistent on getting into his bed that he didn't even wait for me to turn it properly and just flung himself in the instant it was down. At least the boys were comfy as they lay watching us bring in the rest of the overnight stuff we had brought along.
Enz went up to open all the sleeping platform windows while I tried to make room on the tiny counter for the little bit of groceries we'd brought out with us.
And then I crawled up to make the bed (YAYYY!! so excited to finally get to sleep in the campy fishie bedding!!!) while he finished carting the rest of our things inside... or so I thought.....
...turns out he had decided a drink break was more important than unpacking...
Enz kind'a decided I was an annoying camper as soon as it was bedtime, which wasn't long after we'd arrived because we'd arrived so late. The boys were already tucking into their overnight comfort sleepies so as I headed, lantern in hand, out TO THE BIFFY (seriously SO campy!), he took the boys out to their pen and BOTH boys peed IN THE PEN before quickly sprinting back inside to their cozy, waiting beds and were already conked out cold when I came back inside. Then Enz took the biffy lantern and headed out for his turn while I said goodnight to the boys and carefully made my way up the ladder to get tucked into the waiting coziness. It wasn't long before Enz was climbing the ladder and I asked him...
"Which side do you want?"
"Does it matter? Looks like you already picked a side..."
"Do you want this side?"
"No, this side's fine, Gillian." He said as he crawled into the bed.
"Because I'm not sure I want this side, I was just figuring I
miiiiight want this side... but I wasn't
for sure deciding..."
"
Which side do YOU want, Gillian???!!"
"I'm okay over here..."
*fast forward four minutes*
"Do you want to try this side, Enz?"
"Do
you want me to try that side, Gillian??"
"Yes, please."
"And I assume it's going to be me who's getting up to do the actual moving?"
"Yes, please."
*fast forward four more minutes*
"I'm too hot."
"Stop talking, you'll cool off, Gillian."
"We needed a window over top of the doors, remember like I wanted, to get the breeze off the lake... I wish you would have put a window right there where I asked you to and then maybe I wouldn't be too hot right now."
"Go to sleep, Gillian."
"At least it's cool downstairs with the bigger door window open for the boys to sleep comfortably..."
"I'll get a fan for next time we sleep over, just deal with it for one night."
"We don't have electricity for a fan up here yet and we can't keep the generator on all night because then I'll be annoyed with the noise."
"You mean like I'm annoyed with the noise right now?"
"What noise?"
"They make fans that work on the rechargeable tool batteries, I'll pick one up."
"Really? I didn't even know there was such a thing."
"There is."
"Are you sure? Because I don't like being too hot."
"Yes. Go to sleep, Gillian."
*fast forward four more minutes*
"Do you hear all those hordes of mosquitoes outside the windows??!"
*sighhh* "Yes."
"Lucky they're not inside!"
"I think a couple got in..."
"That's not fun."
"Go to sleep, Gillian."
*fast forward four more minutes*
"Are you afraid of falling off?"
"I put rails on the bed to make sure that won't happen, Gillian."
"So, you're not afraid?"
"No."
"I'm a little afraid of falling off... Can I put one of your pillows between me and the railing, just in case?"
"No, put one of your own there..."
"But I need both of mine for sleeping! And anyhow, you can always just get another one from downstairs if you need to."
"Fine, HERE! Now, go to sleep already!!"
*fast forward four more minutes*
*bzzzzzzzzz*
*SMACK*
"What the heck was that??!" I asked when the sudden loudness from absolute darkness nearly launched me OVER the bedrails from the shock of it.
"Mosquito."
"Did you get it??"
"I don't know," he answered sounding pained, "but I sure as fuck got my fuckin' FACE good!"
"What???
*giggle*snicker*snort* You clobbered your own face with that much
*HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA* that much
*snort*chortle* force?!
*hahhh-hahahahaaa* Why would you
*breath*choke-chuckle*OhMyTummyHurts*hahahaha* why would you hit yourself in the face that hard!!?
*tears rolling laughter*
"I didn't mean to, it's so fuckin' dark in here that I couldn't even see where my hand was aiming... I just didn't wan'ta get bit!"
"So, instead you just decided it was better to
*snort*tears*belly-laughter* smack half your face off?!"
"Please, just go to sleep, Gillian.."
I'm not sure how long it actually took but eventually the hysterical laughter fits over Enz's massive face slap tired me out enough that I did finally fall to sleep.
But when the sun started to reappear the next morning, I was up and ready for our very first camp morning!!!
"Enz... Enz... *shake*nudge* Are you awake yet?"
"
What?
Nooooo... what time is it?"
"It's already almost six-thirty... we stayed the whole night!! Look outside, the sun's coming up and it's starting to glow through the trees... I can only see the lake through the trees on account of you didn't put the window over the door like I talked about last night for the crossbreeaze needs but at least I can see it a little over there from the trees. C'mon, let's go out on the patio!"
"I'm sleeping, Gillian."
"You're not sleeping, you're talking... and the morning's already starting!"
"I'm only talking because you're
making me talk when I should be still
SLEEPINGGGGG!!!"
"Um, snarkyyyyy...
And really, I ask you... how could anyone be snarky to this face of cheerfulness on a camp morning aaand..... in campy fishie bedding??!
"Hey, Enz... the boys did really good huh? They both slept right through the whole night."
"Yeah, but I had to get up and cover them around four because Play was making cold-noises and Day was curled up tight, too... Now go back to sleep, Gillian."
"I can't sleep, the sun's already up... and we're at camp!! I'm pretty sure I heard Day getting up onto the futon a little while ago."
"I think they took turns sleeping on the futon through the night."
"At least they were comfortable and settled."
"Yep."
"Do you want to get up and make a campfire to toast our breakfast bagels on? I didn't bring stuff for a big breakfast of awesomeness because you didn't give me enough 'we're actually staying over warning' but we could still have fire-toasty bagels..."
"Or we could just toast them in the toaster downstairs when we have the generator turned on to make coffee, Gillian."
"Want to go see if there are any fishin' boats out on the lake yet??"
"Gillian, what kinds of things did your mom used to put into your travel activity bags?"
"Tons of cool stuff! Silly Putty, Choose Your Own Adventures, bottle caps, hot rods, mountain grop, fun-dip, Archie's, Jughead's, invisible ink books, colouring books, word searches... all kinds of fun things! Why?"
"Because I'm gonna make you a
camp activity bag so I can get some
SLEEP IN THE MORNINGGGGGS!!!!!"
"You suck, Vincenzo... I'm going down to sit with the boys, I'm sure they'll be nicer and campier to me."
So... off I crawled downstairs to open the drapes and let the sunshine in with hopes that my PlayDay Duo would wan to share in the joy of our first ever camp morning together!
But Day, well...
And Play, well...
It seemed I was morningly alone, even in the midst of company in the close quarters we all shared just then. But it was just so exciting to have woken up at camp and I couldn't keep it inside so I chatted away the fun in hopes that anyone might just decide to chime in along with me in conversation. Before long, I did have company climbing down the stairs...
I can't say it was exactly 'cheerful' company but it was company.
This is the back of a very grumpy camper trying to get the coffee made as quickly as possible in hopes that it would him to put up with the annoyingness of the cheerful camper…
And once the coffee was brewing, I did finally have company to greet the morning with on the patio...
The boys still were not greet-the-sunshine game, though...
Play said, "Yeah, yeah... I can see the morning just fine from right here....."
And Day said, "Look at the morning??! Um, how 'bout maybe later... we'll aim for breakfast time morning, okay?"
The morning bugs were biting so I headed back inside to sit with the boys... who still weren't into facing the morning with me,
Before we knew it, breakfast time had arrived and the boys finally found incentive to face our first camp morning with tummy-filling joy!
Once we'd all finished having breakfast and coffee we thought a quiet little walk would do us all good! But we didn't get far because the bugs were bugging galore and the usual bug-shooing breeze was taking the morning off, it seemed. So instead, we headed down to the main cabin so Enz could work on installing the outdoor pen light while I opened up all the windows, to let the fresh air of the lake come in as the breeze finally began to pick up. I also did a little organizing to make it easier to get around in the building mess and to open up the screened room area so the boys would be more comfortable and also so that we would have an easier time having picnics out there without so much mess on the table.
The boys happily began their after-breakfast naps...
Until Enz started making noise...
...noise that the boys were so not impressed with.....
When Enz came in for lunch and a cooler break... I very quickly discovered that this could easily become a hobby...
All in all... I'd have to say it was a pretty perfect, if rushed'n'hushed, first sleepover at camp and I see many, MANY more camp sleepovers in our future! The camp magic is only just beginning and I, for one, can't wait to greet every morning already in wait!
Good times... good times.....